TO: The Queen of Catty Bitches.
FR: Queen Shit

Dear Darth Vader,

Well I have to say, you sure have outdone yourself this time Jordan. Not only have you succeeded in looking like the most two faced person alive, but you've convinced a few (and I mean VERY few) people that you might actually have...believe it or not.. a heart.
Me however, I'm not stupid and I know your game. You think because I was nice to you during the entire time you treated me like shit that I'm some kind of fucking doormat? Think again... I said it once and I'll say it again, telling you off was the smartest thing i've ever done. Better then learning to talk, walk or developing motor skills. Telling you off was the best. Orgasmic bliss Jordan, it was that good.  No matter how cool you THINK you are, you're always one step below me. Yeah, so what if i'm not modest like I used to be, I've learned that lying only makes you look pathetic, I'm just waiting for you to realize that. I don't know who told you pretending to be a sweetheart was the new "in" thing, but they were seriously pulling your leg. It's not cool. It's even worse then being lame. It's like a mixture of everything horrible all wrapped up in a pretty little shoestring. You think because you have red hair you get the label of fiery bitch with an attitude? I don't think so darling. I could dye my hair red and still be about as intimidating as a kitten if I wanted to... But I don't because frankly I don't want to look like trash. Being nice to me in front of everyone today didn't hide the fact that inside your just bursting to say something rude. You're ugly inside. You have no self esteem and it shows. The irony of it all is that you're not even trying to change, and be a better girl. Instead you just sit there running your mouth, insulting people who are supposed to be your friends, acting tough, being rude, distracting everyone from what's important, and turning them into manipulative, backstabbing, clones. I'm tired of battling you and your fucking army of storm troopers every fucking day. I can't wait to laugh at you when you're doing absolutely nothing with your life and you realize that you wasted your highschool years flapping your gums and it got you NO WHERE.

Love always,
Luke Skywalker